Lily TomlinWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
About This Quote
It is believed that man was created for sexual purposes. It’s believed that he was created by God to take care of its needs. Some people believe that men were created to get rid of their sexual tension. This quote, although it sounds funny, has absolutely nothing to do with masturbation; it means that men are born to get rid of their sexual tension.
They were not created for it. The body was not built to take the tension away.
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